Hyperuser

Update Mar 31 2014: Readmill has announced they will shut down. Sad, sad, sad news. Might have to go back to Kobo or find a new one. 

I like to read once in a while and for a long time, I have been using Kobo. It works pretty OK. Neat UI, nice social media features, achievements to encourage you to read, and a nice widget. The only problem I have with it right now is it can't find the epub files on my phone. I'm not sure why. It could be the Android 4.4 KitKat ROM I am using since that's the only variable that changed since the last time it worked (was on an Android JB 4.3 ROM before that). Now how am I supposed to read my ebooks if it can't find it, no?

Not really number one. I'm like the 12,586,269,025th in the long list of bored people trying to be witfully cynic on the internet. That, by the way, is the 53rd number in the Fibonacci sequence and 53 is the 16th prime number, and you don't really care.

This. This, my fans... this semi-eccentric arrangement of Latin runes... this post is post number one. Boom. Your brain cells have been detonated a few digits ago. Bow.